Karmasheetra Bed Sheet
Through its unique design, the Karmasheetra guides its owner to try those naughty positions that you’ve always wanted to.
No more awkward moments where you’re not quite sure where to put those hands and feet!
Wondering whether to buy one eh? Well here's a quick guide to how it works...
1. Find a suitable partner
2. Tell them that you have purchased an inexpensive item that will cause 'sparks' in the bedroom department called a Karmasheetra
3. Take your Karmasheetra out of it's packaging and lay it out on a suitable surface (we suggest your bed)
4. Get naked (optional)
5. Notice that the sheet is covered in Blue and Pink symbols - Blue is for 'him' and Pink is for 'her'
6. Climb onto the sheet - Each 'position' is achieved by placing hands, feet, knees and bottoms in the correct place, using the correct numbers
'His' right foot goes here, in position number 4...
'Her' left hand goes here, in position number 4...
'His' bottom goes here, in position number 4...
'Her' knee goes here, in position number 4...
7. Change to as many positions as you can manage!
8. Have fun!
Dont have a double bed? - bring excitement to the living room floor!
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Length:
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Double Bed 140 x 200
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Type of Lubricant:
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Water Based
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Fastening Type:
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Popper
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Wash:
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Wash as Synthetics Cold Rinse, Short Spin, Warm Iron
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Colour:
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White
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Material:
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Polyester
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Him or Her:
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Both
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What is it?
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Novelty Bed Sheet
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What's it for?
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Learning the Karma Sutra
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Wash:
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Wash as Synthetics Cold Rinse, Short Spin, Warm Iron
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